2 January

Chris Rock.

TWO THINGS:

1. I just sat through an entire episode of “Everybody Hates Chris.” HOLY FUCK. WHY IS THIS STILL ON TV?

2. I’d like to fancy myself a clean person, I shower every day, and I usually enjoy it. I also like eating. York Peppermint patties are somewhere near the top of the candy list, although they’re pretty much tied with junior mints. York Peppermint Patties and Herbal Essences are liars. I have purchased both of these products, and unlike the women in the commercial, I didn’t cum while using either one. Cheap thrills my ass. I didn’t even get excited, not a tingle or anything.

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About me
I'm 21. But people think I'm at least 22. I write music, sometimes take pictures and draw/paint. But I don't usually show them to people. I will if you promise not to laugh. Sometimes I go by MOOKIE. I don't use my real name for my songs. In the day I study music at UCLA, and in the night I don't. Sometimes I play with this band called MLK.